we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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