you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We smell like vodka and hangover
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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