They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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