i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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