Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
Randomize
