We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
