Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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