doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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