We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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