drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You are the jesus of drinking
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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