Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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