the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Damn victory sex feels great
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Randomize
