Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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