Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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