Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
