Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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