You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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