I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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