I wanna bring you to show and tell
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dicks are not precious.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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