Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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