Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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