Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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