Dual....:-)
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
vagina is talking i cant
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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