I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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