It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
