I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
