haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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