how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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