She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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