so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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