Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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