Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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