party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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