Bisexual people are plain selfish.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
All I want is dick and wine.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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