Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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