just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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