They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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