Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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