I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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