I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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