I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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