so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just had sex on a roof
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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