you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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