Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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