Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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