I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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