Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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