The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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