My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
