The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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