This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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